DING DING DING

ALAS its fucking Friday with fucking science and history exams. == What fun. I shall resort to blogging about more important matters in life.

And Its another one of sg’s major contemplation issues. *clears throat*

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That’s all I have to say for now, until further notice.

Say: QUOI QUOI QUOI??!!! What is this nutcase talking about??

Let me put it this way. It all started with that ray of mystery, in that far away kingdom of...

CONNECTION~ **

Yes THAT IS CORRECT!


Anyway anyway, after recess, seeing as Mrs taylor was going to be hours late as usual to class, I plopped onto the table and was getting ready to fire bullets at george and blasting my atom BUNNY DEFENCE when-

“SIT ... DOWN”

-trips over arse trying to get back onto chair quickly-

dun dun DUN... IT'S- - - ms burns? the resemblance, surely?

I am proud to announce that the first runner-up of the world's most explanatory, expanding and repetetive person is MRS WILLIS!! After Mr Nesbitt xD. Since when did reading 2 sheets become so arduous, time-consuming and TROP PENIBLE!?!?

What should have been a few-minute job quickly tugged on to a 2 PERIOD JOB, due to the fact that every sentence was read emphatically and was joined by at least 5 more sentences, each on personal experiences, examples and sentences which she mentioned just a few minutes ago ==

"point of view also POSITIONS the reader into taking the side of for example a mass murderor. It helps the reader to develop a CONTEXT from their point of view. By using point of view, the reader is POSITIONED into sympathising and taking the side of a mass murderor as it is viewed by him/her in differnet CONTEXT. For example, If the point of view of a mass murderor was epressed in a context, the reader is POSITIONED into sympathising with the mass murderor."

Desole. Je pas comprene.

"i am a very old-fashioned teacher, and i will have no NONSENSE..." -glares at me with uplifted eyebrows and pauses for 5 seconds leaning forward with hands on waist-.. "IN all novels you will come across POINT OF VIEW.." -glares at anna with uplifted eyebrows and pauses for 5 seconds before continuing-

And just to add to the EMPHATICS EFFECT, she was constantly stopping halfway through her sentence and staring at me, as if collecting data about my appearance to process through her memory, remembering the exact location of the freckles on my face-

"QUICK DSPED TRADE SEATS!!!"

AHHHH MY EYES -quickly tears eyeballs away from blinding light-

mission accomplished niggas, GOOT XD

c u laterr soulgroupies

P.S. I HATE MARCUS. Don't you? =)