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OH IT’S GEORGE HERE!
Oh no it can’t be THE George!
Woah I haven’t posted for so freaking long dammit! And advertise people.. you know you want to *nodds knowingly.

YO HO YO HO I’m happy to announce, that our “search for the Australian Of The Year” video finally jackpotted to No. 1 in the US and UK charts and was the winner of 3 ARIA awards and nominated for the Grammys for the best video out in a millennium .. even more success than the “Singing Classes With Mademoiselle Zhou “ Which takes me back to the “English Falcon Mrs L” *looks at Jerry. MAN EVERY SINGLE LESSON IT’S LIKE ..

[The class of 8G obediently enters class in a civilised manner and sits down on their seats and takes out their books and pencil cases like diligent students]

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[5 minutes passes ..]

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[10 minutes passed and still no sign of her .. sideglances and sees Dsped half falling asleep in the background while Tom is having a texting mania with EG..]

12 minutes late already! Let’s start a countdown AND MAYBE WE’LL GET TO 38 MINUTES! 10 .. 9 .. 8.. 7.. 6 .. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. minus 3.5 o0” ..
ONE!!!

[Enter Leishofalcon looking all flustered and irritated as usual]
Falcon: TAKE OUT YOUR BOOKS! I could hear you all the way from D Block [ehh I wonder what she’s doing down there when she’s suppose to be up here like 17 mins ago. Je suis en retard, non?] and you guys haven’t started doing work yet! Oh do you guys want a detention tomorrow lunchtime where I’m happy to attend to you guys .. ladeeda ..

But then we should’ve known better that the lessons were unstructured as usual and what else could we be doing? *slowly pulls out Edward Chopstickshands –“ Aishhhh and then ..

Falcon: JAMES HOW OLD ARE YOU? – INSERT DEATHGLARE -

And is it just me or does she repeat the same words every week? “ Everybody we’re watching the beginning of Eddyspeddy Scissorsicko again .. as you can see that is what we call an establishing shot AND NOTE THE MANSION ON THE HILL AND THE FENCE THAT SEPARATES ORDINARY AND ..”

[Everyone frantically scribble down notes for the 133493893-word essay we have to write in case we miss some VERY CRITICAL AND IMPORTANT POINTS ..]

“ .. AND EDWARD’S WORLD .. that is the REINFORCING >__> OF THEMES AND ..“

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!! *flips back five pages of hardcore crammed notes*

Notice anything familiar? NON? --“

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And then SG resorts to our only way of communication. And no, not the tissues, we used that lame idea like psht 2 terms ago. WE USED PAPER! Woah, Einstein at work here.. and then there it goes ..the wheels of a bus go round and round .. five revolutions around the tables it went, and every time it gets a TINY bit closer to Leifalcon *sweatdrops* .. =SSSS

KIDS DON’T TRY THIS AT SCHOOL IF YOU HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE OR HIGH RISKS IN HEART ATTACK. Man I was so freaked out when she yelled out “ WOULD YOU STOP THAT PLEASE?” OMFG I WAS SITTING LIKE 2CMs AWAY FROM HER and busy writing shie on that small piece of paper. And as soon as she said that, I felt a chill down my spine, and immediately looked up, only to find her reasoning some of her very own leish-logic to James again.

><><><>< phewww *wipes sweat and takes a deep breath of relieve while my heart is still pounding at the speed of light ..

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And general life? It’s okay I guess. Just sport trials and stuff, nothing really THAT out of the blue. BUT THERE IS SWIMMING .. – tries to restrain myself about making shitty comments about that particular sport -

Eurgh okay it’s getting late so I better go sleep or else I’ll end up looking like I got abused with a black eye on the streets tomorrow. –“

xx.
George.