There once was a boy called Fred
Who liked to wet the bed
His Daddy hit him hard on the head
And said,
"My boy, don't wet the bed."
And Fred dropped down on the floor. Dead.

There once was a young man called Jerry
Who was always so jolly and merry
Jerry went on a ferry
And travelled to Kelperrie
And went to eat poisonous berries.

There once was a little lad called Bob
Who had just been sacked from his job
Because everyone said he was such a fob
So he became the leader of the GS mob
And now he doesn't need to sob!

...any more...

There once was a fine man named Pat
What could never decide. This or that?
Pink or yellow? Thin or fat?
So he seeked some advice from a very wise fruit bat
But the very wise fruit bat just...sat.
So now Pat still doesn't know. This or that?

There once was a gay man called George
Who couldn't think of a rhyme for George

There once was a big man called Tom
And everywhere he went: BIM! BOM!
He knew that the French word for 'name' was 'nom'
When Tom was walking, he met a Pom
Who could only say, "Dom-ba-dom-dom~"
So now Tom has changed his name to Dom(my)!


LAME.

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fRED ..