ADVERTORIAL (i sound like xiaxue, not?)

When your Auntie or distant chinese relative comes over to your house and sees the pantry filled with white bread, and interrogate your mother about "why you no eat the bled with de dotty tings?", what does your mum say? tell me, does she say something like:

"ohh ta men bu xi huan chi whole grain de."

Did i hear wrong? Do my eardrums malfunction and cease to hear sounds of reality? That's BEUL SCHEIZER. now stop trying to embarrass your children by making them sound like theyre spoilt fat arses with maidens to help them dress and request "wonder white" bread lorr. -_-' WE LOVE WHOLEGRAINS! well i do, personally. and you know, leading on from my last post about price inflation, whole grain rbead is TWICE AS EXPENSIVE as white bread.

Now here's something to think about. If the bloody factories can produce a loaf of wholegrain bread in a matter of seconds without having to pick out all the grains and add white food colouring o make the bread look extra white, WHY????? What's the point of charging higher for a few black dotty things when if you make white bread, you just chuck them away anyway? What's it going to be now: thats 2 bucks 50 for a WHOLE grain. geddit? xD

Eating whole-grain makes you happy, does it not? =) When you eat, and munch on the seeds, don't you feel a feeling of independance and life? Doesn't it bring you back to the olden days where poor farmers used to live on roughly baked home-made bread, chewing on hay and gazing into the sunset? Does if give you a very non-spoilt feeling, while you think about "ahh, i must be so independant and un-spoilt to be eating whole-grain bread"?? well DOES IT? -inserts mrs harwood accent-

and ill be right back after this SHORT break, during which i'll go and graze over some chips..- oh i mean, whole-grain bread =]

*heHEM, testing testing.. -punches microphone-

Cooking was awesome apart from umm.. hem me forgetting that there was pastry for me and fred on our table, while going to Ewy to scab one of hers. But Who's to blame? me or the "puff pastries" book-resembling cardboard thing which was lying on our table, which i carelessly dumped on the top of the bench since i thought it was some random cookbook which someone had left behind. =S

So then, since we needed to fill 2 pastries which non-existant apple pieces, i went around searching for food scraps.

MRS DOWLER: "Lynette and Anna, Amanpreet says she has some apple left over"
ME: ''really?? -runs over in excitement- "ammanpreet where are your apples?"
AMANPREET: "right there" -points to four 2 cm chopped up pieces-

so then i went walking down the alleyway, searching trhough scrap bowls... and ended up picking apple pieces from the opening in me and freds pastries. -_-. and George's pastries LOL. Four-piece- apple pastry! *gasps*

and then the rest of our hem, EXCITING day was thwarted on the count of #1, we couldnt do movie marathon since of all the days, mr wong had to choose this one when we werent going to the computers, and #2, all the english rooms had no dvd player so we wasted half a lesson tryign to find one, and ended up watching this highly bor- oh i meant, highly ENTERTAINING and HIGH TECH ''gothic'' movie. jeez.

And LOL, SOMEBODY -looks around- "forgot'' to bring about 4 assignments in a row.

MRS LEISHMAN: "but HOW could you forget it on its due date... well have you at least FINISHED IT?

SOMEONE: ''yes, i have"

MRS LEISHMAN: -turns towars sneha- "have YOU finished it?
SNEHA: "umm... yeh.."

they wish -_-. How fair is it on everyone else who put so much effort to complete the tasks within the time limit, when others get to get an extension of TWO DAYS with no penalty?

By the way, whats with fred's post? o.O''

jerry the foot SOULjahh =]