I just realised that when you enter blogspot, it says "dashboard." As in "Dashboard Confessional." Geddit? GEDDIT? =='
I'M GEORRRRGE. AND I SHALL NOW PRONOUNCE MY BUSINESS PARTNER - JERRY!
Extra extra, read all about it, G&J industries ™ can completely RENOVATE your calculator & folder!!*
* Terms and conditions may apply. A small fee of $3.00 is charged.
Now lemme show you an ad. campaign that is set to launch and grace our screens in the next couple of weeks .. or months .. or never .. BUT HAVE NO FEAR! Here is a sneak preview (courtesy of G&J insdustries ™ ) ..
--
[An innocent year 7ner is sitting down, eating his sandwhich and LCM (lowest common multiple) bar] *DING DING DING! ALONG COMES JERRY AND GEORGE!*
Geo: Halt! BEHOLD THY GRACEFUL-O ONE! What have we here? Jerry: [Puts hand over head to shade and looks around] Oh nothing much but a tweeny dweeb do I see! Geo: YOU! Almighty one, what might thee name be, sir? Jerry: OH WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT! Geo: OH I COULD HARDLY BELIEVE MY EYES!
[Breaks into a song] Geo: I have fallen .. Jerry: To my knees .. Geo: As I sing .. Jerry: A lullaby .. Unison: OF PAAAAAAAIN~ ..
Geo: OH will you look at that Jerry! THAT FOLDER! Jerry: OH will you look at that Geo! THAT CALCULATOR! Geo: OH! THE PAIN! Jerry: OH! THE AGONY! Unison: It's a crimeeeeeeeee ..
[Jerry starts rolling out crime scene investigation tapes around the area] Jerry: Oh dear me, to have such an ugly folder and calculator in possession is CERTAINLY a heavy crime and will be dealt with serverely before it's too late. Do you want to be a nerdy nerd when you reach year 12 in your Potter classes? Year 7 dweeb: [Looking extremely frightened] Ehh .. waaaaaah .. you guys are bullying me.. I'm dibby dobbing on youuuu .. Geo: BUT HAVE NO FEAR! G&J IS HERE!
[G&J loads up guitar guns, *kaaaaching* and PEOW PEOW shoots the folder and calculator and reduces it to ashes and hands out brand new calculator and folder with super-pro designs] Geo: There, that will save you. Now go run along boy! Jerry: Ah, it brightens my heart to see my customers so happy!
[The year 7 dweeb runs away at the speed of light half carrying his lunch with tears streaming down his face] --
Haha that was random. But that's it folks! Now tune in next time for G&J industries for more details! =D
And now to a more .. serious? topic. Just before, Tom was saying how she felt guilty and that we should stop being so slack to an individual, but after I told her what happened during Friday, she instantly took back what she said and was livid. And so was Jerry, and for the rest of SG, YOU WOULD BE TOO. I won't post details here as he/she may have access thanks to their super-pro "detective" skills.
Alrighty. It's 1:08am in the morning. SO much for sleeping early Tom lol.
xx. George.
∞ G&J industries.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
I just realised that when you enter blogspot, it says "dashboard." As in "Dashboard Confessional." Geddit? GEDDIT? =='
I'M GEORRRRGE. AND I SHALL NOW PRONOUNCE MY BUSINESS PARTNER - JERRY!
Extra extra, read all about it, G&J industries ™ can completely RENOVATE your calculator & folder!!*
* Terms and conditions may apply. A small fee of $3.00 is charged.
Now lemme show you an ad. campaign that is set to launch and grace our screens in the next couple of weeks .. or months .. or never .. BUT HAVE NO FEAR! Here is a sneak preview (courtesy of G&J insdustries ™ ) ..
--
[An innocent year 7ner is sitting down, eating his sandwhich and LCM (lowest common multiple) bar] *DING DING DING! ALONG COMES JERRY AND GEORGE!*
Geo: Halt! BEHOLD THY GRACEFUL-O ONE! What have we here? Jerry: [Puts hand over head to shade and looks around] Oh nothing much but a tweeny dweeb do I see! Geo: YOU! Almighty one, what might thee name be, sir? Jerry: OH WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT! Geo: OH I COULD HARDLY BELIEVE MY EYES!
[Breaks into a song] Geo: I have fallen .. Jerry: To my knees .. Geo: As I sing .. Jerry: A lullaby .. Unison: OF PAAAAAAAIN~ ..
Geo: OH will you look at that Jerry! THAT FOLDER! Jerry: OH will you look at that Geo! THAT CALCULATOR! Geo: OH! THE PAIN! Jerry: OH! THE AGONY! Unison: It's a crimeeeeeeeee ..
[Jerry starts rolling out crime scene investigation tapes around the area] Jerry: Oh dear me, to have such an ugly folder and calculator in possession is CERTAINLY a heavy crime and will be dealt with serverely before it's too late. Do you want to be a nerdy nerd when you reach year 12 in your Potter classes? Year 7 dweeb: [Looking extremely frightened] Ehh .. waaaaaah .. you guys are bullying me.. I'm dibby dobbing on youuuu .. Geo: BUT HAVE NO FEAR! G&J IS HERE!
[G&J loads up guitar guns, *kaaaaching* and PEOW PEOW shoots the folder and calculator and reduces it to ashes and hands out brand new calculator and folder with super-pro designs] Geo: There, that will save you. Now go run along boy! Jerry: Ah, it brightens my heart to see my customers so happy!
[The year 7 dweeb runs away at the speed of light half carrying his lunch with tears streaming down his face] --
Haha that was random. But that's it folks! Now tune in next time for G&J industries for more details! =D
And now to a more .. serious? topic. Just before, Tom was saying how she felt guilty and that we should stop being so slack to an individual, but after I told her what happened during Friday, she instantly took back what she said and was livid. And so was Jerry, and for the rest of SG, YOU WOULD BE TOO. I won't post details here as he/she may have access thanks to their super-pro "detective" skills.
Alrighty. It's 1:08am in the morning. SO much for sleeping early Tom lol.
xx. George.
∞ About me
A few nice people.
Angela (Tom), Lynette (Jerry), Emma (Bob), Eugenia (Pat), Anna (Fred) and Betty (George)