*DONG DONG DONG*

-clears throat-

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAT!!!!!!!!! -BLOWS PARTY POPPERS-

anyways, right now im typing on dicks keyboard since right now where at her house on the count of the fact that we walked like 3 km up a hill which was like at a 45 degree angle, and we're gonna ordering Tucky for DINNER!!!! and then, throw on some of my 5 cm eyeliner and then off on the 3km trail again groping around in the dark. nahh jk, dicks dad is gonna take us there.

today was SUCH a good day man. before roll call we lagged absently around at the bus bay... DONT ASK ME i have no idea why. and then sg table where pat opened her new presents and gasped in pride at toms home-made present.

im yellow with holes and i smile like a freak lalala...

SPONGEBOB!!!

i wear my pants too high i hate kevin [?]

SPONGEBOB!!!

i have buck teeth

SPONGEBOB!!!

ok back to reality. we bludged the WHOLE DAY,... oi wait a minute, thats not bludging. its called absorbing knowledge through variety and watching people slap their knees and falling on the ground. and this yr 12 guy and this girl were so GOOD MAN. evern her face is full acting. sheeesssshhhh. and then these two girls [hermia and helena] were singing and it sounded SO FUCKIGN GOOD. and their voices..... -faints-

o o OOOOOHHHHH.... i forget xDDDDD
who am i?

-attempts to pirrouette ondayauu and land in open forth in a lunge-
then
-does 360 [heHEM] leg fan with desperate arm and head gestures while leg only goes through 90 degrees-

hmmmmmm *scratch scratch* aaawww i feel guilty,

WELL DONE GUYS!!! U GUSY ARE TOTALLY AWESOME!!! well done for trying. im sure the crowds gonna go wild.. ur technique is so good man.

yeah... ok now i dont feel as guilty. U GUYS ALL BETTER COME TONIGHT, and for all u losers out there who couldnt be stuffed to come to our engllish performance, prepare to be faced with woe and regret coz we modified the storyline and fused sound effects into the songs. yes we're so cool and gangstah. [???] anyway stuff that, thats an understatement. [if there was a *ding* for the most overstated overstatement of the day, i would be deaf by now]

OI OI OOIIIIII *slap* SHUTTUP JERRY. wheres all the self confidence gone??? sheesh. owell we have to go and be good little girls and study for maths. =] and learn the art of shakepeare and mastering the art of expression - - -

jerry.

note to self: do not eat too much chicken in case we get indiggestion on the stage or accidentally spew if circle thing on the top of our oesophagus opens while we cartwheel.

owell.

at least we dont have eating disorders like some people.