[it contains violence, horrific scenes and coarse language.


oi bubs guess wot... - and bob and pat can u guys please blog?? its like nothing interesting happens to u guya anymore- yes anyway our families dog sitting our neighbours dog rite and then one afternoon me and my sista and my mum goes there to feed the dog who lives on the bottom level of their house and dun dun DUN...=O
well... she was going to the wall to open the lights rite, and then she stepped on something long and squishy... and then she opened the light.. and then...

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i was like OMFG MUM STEP SLOWLY, SLOWLY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT and she looked down and screamed... for below her bare-except slippered-feet .... was.... A REAL, DEAD, SNAKE.
except it was kinda squished.. and it was one of those disgusting short black snakes with the pink bellies with the tails as thick as the body which squirts this disgusting smell... and drawing to conclusions i have officially concluded that it was killed outside by our neighbours cat, and evidently brought into the house via catflap and fullly played with coz there were coiled snake and i was like ''Y IS THE FLOOR SO FREKKIN RED and there were blood stains on the floor..

yes yes now u all can share ur horrific events with soul-group now...

oo oo oo i have another one involving a snake...
okely... it was at dusk... all was quiet outside... and SUDDENLY

*loud barking noises*
OLLIE!!! i yells. ''wtf is the matter?''
AND THERE, BENEATH AN ANCIENT, CHARRED LOG WAS... A SNAKE.... 5 metres long and 15 cm thick =O [ok maybe im exaggerating]
anyhow... and then i yells to my daddy to come and he comes out with a ginourmous stick and probs the snake - vulnerable to vast dangers. the snake hisses and starts... twirling around and my dog comes and throws herself in front of my daddy... barking at the snake and trying to protect dad.

and then after like hours my dad kinda threw it back into the bush
and yeh


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